Sunday, November 3, 2013

Ode to my eyebrows: A series of haikus

While my hair is growing back, I noticed a few months ago that while I didn't completely lose my eyebrows, they're definitely thinner than they used to be.  For some reason, the right side is thinner than the left.  I'm not sure if it's better to have both thin equally or unevenly.  Anyway, I am hardly a poet, but I have always loved haikus.  Here are some haikus that I've written for my eyebrows:

Eyebrows I miss you
Your very sparseness haunts me
Grow fast, brows!  Grow fast!

Brow pencils are lame
Drawn on lines looking all fake
Make me look cray-cray

Eyebrows, where art thou?
Why have you forsaken me?
Eyebrows, please come back

Please...hold your applause and accolades.


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